fuck-ler:

iloveyoukendricklamar:

fuck-ler:

marshmallowmaximus:

‪🍁🍂Halloween Eve🍂🍁‬

fuckassmcgee:

plasticgarbagecan:

God: let there be light

Moths:

I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe

dirtgirl1999:

i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this : but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ? 

crystaldraco:

cartoon-dog:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

animentality:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

atbuttches:

yungterra:

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

• filter
• lowercase helvetica

• for extra points: add japanese text

I’m taking notes 

wrong you do this

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day